going fetal
'Purple rain'
'no'
'Sign of the times'
'no way'
'Batman soundtrack'
'throw it!-Shawn of the dead
It must be time for the spring ratings book, cause the news stations have started their ridiculous teases again.
'tonight how your pet may be making you sick'
'Is your cell phone making you a target'
'how your toothpaste may lead to HIV'
Rocky mountain way
I drive on a stretch of highway known for rigs with rocks. I have been hit by rocks numerous times. My windshield has two divots, and I'm lucky that's all. There is no point in replacing it until you stop driving on the same stretch of highway everyday.
I did two hours of step last night while watching Survivor and Apprentice. Now my ass hurts.
I never ate a Zinger outside of the school cafeteria. In the cafeteria Zingers were a big player, outside not so much.
This new Eels record is good. (thanks LMB)
'no'
'Sign of the times'
'no way'
'Batman soundtrack'
'throw it!-Shawn of the dead
It must be time for the spring ratings book, cause the news stations have started their ridiculous teases again.
'tonight how your pet may be making you sick'
'Is your cell phone making you a target'
'how your toothpaste may lead to HIV'
Rocky mountain way
I drive on a stretch of highway known for rigs with rocks. I have been hit by rocks numerous times. My windshield has two divots, and I'm lucky that's all. There is no point in replacing it until you stop driving on the same stretch of highway everyday.
I did two hours of step last night while watching Survivor and Apprentice. Now my ass hurts.
I never ate a Zinger outside of the school cafeteria. In the cafeteria Zingers were a big player, outside not so much.
This new Eels record is good. (thanks LMB)
posted by Robert_M at 8:32 AM
2 Comments:
I fucking hate Stemmons because of all of the rock trucks. I'll never forget how not two months after I got a new paint job on my '87 Mustang that some bubba driving a rock hauler was literally spraying Stemmons with rocks. I did my best to avoid him, but when I reached my destination, I found two half dollar sized spots where the rocks had knocked off the paint. Furious does not properly describe my anger at that time. I have to go north once a week and I now take the tollway instead. I'm sure there's a law that rock haulers have to have a lid that prevents the highway calamity that happens daily on Stemmons. I wish the police would make a regular habit of pulling over rock haulers who can't be bothered.
I love how they all have signs that say 'not responsible for broken windshields'
uh actually you kinda are responsible hoss.
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